One sentence thoughts

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    double like
     
    richgem, Oct 6, 2015
    #401
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  2. ilts

    ilts Well-Known Member

    About as handy as a soup sandwich!
     
    ilts, Oct 7, 2015
    #402
  3. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    I love them...they look just like little dollar signs trailing across the ground.

    BTW- Root canal? Sucks.
     
    Omaney, Oct 7, 2015
    #403
  4. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    I would like to take depression out back and beat it with a shovel.
     
    Jasman, Oct 8, 2015
    #404
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  5. CyanideMetal

    CyanideMetal Wild and crazy guy

    Could you take my boss with you nad make it a 2 for 1?
     
    CyanideMetal, Oct 9, 2015
    #405
  6. CyanideMetal

    CyanideMetal Wild and crazy guy

    I'm tired of reading posts and forgetting what thread they're in.
     
    CyanideMetal, Oct 9, 2015
    #406
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  7. ilts

    ilts Well-Known Member

    Speaking of bosses, You can't fix stupid!!
     
    ilts, Oct 9, 2015
    #407
  8. southernscribbler

    southernscribbler Well-Known Member

    In the spirit of the political season I saw a quote from a wise Native American. This is my one liner from him:

    Right wing or Left wing, SAME bird.
     
    southernscribbler, Oct 9, 2015
    #408
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  9. Metro

    Metro Well-Known Member

    Some people are simply narcissists.
     
    Metro, Oct 13, 2015
    #409
  10. Metro

    Metro Well-Known Member

    :signs011:
     
    Metro, Oct 13, 2015
    #410
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's catchupq. The "q" is silent.
     
    richgem, Oct 13, 2015
    #411
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You used up all the glue on purpose.
     
    Sara-s, Oct 13, 2015
    #412
  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's a very sticky situation; that's for sure.
     
    richgem, Oct 13, 2015
    #413
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That must be what happened to the Go-Gos

     
    richgem, Oct 13, 2015
    #414
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  15. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Purely from an '80s hormonal perspective I preferred The Bangles.
     
    cmorris357, Oct 13, 2015
    #415
  16. opsimath

    opsimath Well-Known Member

    I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.


    (sorry, two sentences)
     
    Last edited: Oct 15, 2015
    opsimath, Oct 13, 2015
    #416
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  17. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

    Moderator Article Team
    I tried that with alphabet soup; it didn't work.
     
    Last edited: Oct 14, 2015
    PLANofMAN, Oct 13, 2015
    #417
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  18. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Death is for the dying, and back flips are for the reckless.
     
    Bama Samurai, Oct 14, 2015
    #418
  19. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    We need a "two sentence thought" thread on TSD.
     
    Bama Samurai, Oct 14, 2015
    #419
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  20. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Oct 14, 2015
    #420
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