The person below me...

True. In fact I have 3 lovely daughters.

TPBM raises chickens

 

False. I mostly raise a ruckus.

TPBM knows why "Pronoun trouble" is funny.

 

True.

TPBM listens to country music

 

False. Avoid it at all costs.

TPBM is considering another tattoo….

 

True.

The person below me despises Brussels sprouts...

 

False. Love 'em!

TPBM owns a pet.

 

False, unless husbands count.


TPBM knows how to dive into a pool, head-first (without belly-flopping.)

 

True! Though I don't do it often.

The person below me is a night owl...

 

Yes, yes I am.

The person below me has a criminal record.

 

False—although I do own some records from the 80s that would qualify as crimes against music.

The person below me has never listened to music via an 8-track player.

 

False. Spent my childhood listening to Grandpa's 8 track.

The person below me is double jointed.

 

True.

The person below me has been to Maine.

 

False!
But I do want to hike the Appalachian trail from Georgia to Maine!

TPBM could buy a new house with their shaving collection

 

False.

I wish! I could use a house right now!

TPBM is a bass player.

 

False. A bass fisher maybe.

TPBM is a hunter

 

True, if bargain-hunting counts. I've bagged some pretty good ones, over the years.

TPBM is familiar with 3D archery.

 

True! Sometimes we shoot apples on our range!


TPBM is having waffles for dinner today! Yummy!

 

It would have been false but now I'm waffling!

TPBM always uses their turn signal unlike the person who was in front of me on the way back to the office from lunch

 

Most times......

TPBM needs to go through their closet and get rid of the clothes that don't fit anymore!

 

Definitely true, but for the right reason!

TPBM has also lost weight recently.