*DONE*Monty Hall for Donors PIF

mee
I'm in

 

Okay @Kamen Tenshi
Would you like Door #1 or Door #2?

 

Oh no...it's a 50/50 shot. Why are you doing this to me. 1 because I'm number 1.

 

What if I were to offer you 25 Astra SP blades?
Would you like the blades or Door #1 ?

 

Are you questioning whether I am the true number 1? *crowd cheers* "Open that door open that door open that door"

 

And behind Door #1 is

A curtain.
I'll offer you a 2 oz bottle of

for the curtain.
Do you want the Bay Rum or what's behind the curtain?

 

Curtain.

 

And behind the curtain is

a Box.
I'll offer you a stick of TSD Shave Soap with Lanolin in Polynesian Red

Would you like the box or the soap?

 

I've never tried a stick before. Does it go on like a lather? Or do you put it on and then put a lather over it?

 

You can rub it on your face then load your brush on the stick then face lather or
if you are a bowl/scuttle latherer you can lather off of the stick or cut a slice and put it in your bowl/scuttle.

 

I think I will take the box. I have a feeling this is where I say goodbye.

 

And in the box is

A user grade Schick G1 razor.
Congrats
PM me with your address if interested.

 

Sweeeeeeet. *crowd goes wild* aaaaaahhh aaaaaahhh go number 1 go number 1!

Thank you thank you. I know I'm the greatest.

 

Talk about a favorable round.... Congrats.

HAVE A CUPCAKE...

 

Oh my...I've never been a cupcake fan and this image further strengthens my resolve to continue avoiding them...

 

I love yellow cake with chicken wing icing.

 

I agree...looks like a nightmare. It's amazing what people will try twice.

 

Be careful. That razors is a little more aggressive than what your are probably used to. If you find you don't like it you can PIF it to me. I already have one.

 

I actually considered sending it to you if I couldn't handle it haha. But I will pif it off if I can't get the hang of it.