And behind curtain #1 is

Canned radiation
Better luck next time and thanks for playing

All is not lost Our Queen has declared that all contestants that don't win in this PIF will receive a "parting gift" of TSD soap.

If interest/donations stop and I have prizes left I might have a PIF for those who didn't win.

I'm looking for my next contestant

Okay @FatherofSquirrel
I'm going to deal 7 cards using random.org. One is a joker which if picked causes you to lose everything and end the game. The first four cards are worth 25 Astra SP blades each. If you get five without getting the joker you win the blades and the prize. You can stop at anytime and walk away with the blades.
Understand the rules?
Where do you want to start?

Thats 25 blades. What would you like to do next?

Thats 50 blades.
Next?

Your up to 75 Astra SP blades.
What's your next move?

Thats 100 astra blades. One more non joker will win. What would you like to do?

It is often good to listen to SWMBO.
Congrats you win 100 Astra SP blades and

A stick of TSD w/Lanolin Polynesian Red Shaving Soap
PM with your address if interested.

ETA Scent description

• Polynesian Red- Juicy pomegranates are the core of this fragrance, with hints of pineapple, red grapefruit, green apple, mango and subtle moss..