Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    BREAKING NEWS
    a couple of bigfoots spotted in the city hailing a cab
     
    david of central florida, Nov 22, 2015
    #1601
  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Did they need a toe truck, to remove it?
     
    Sara-s, Nov 22, 2015
    #1602
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  3. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    Sara, has that joke been properly feted?
     
    Jasman, Nov 22, 2015
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yes, they gave it a whole awards shoe.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 22, 2015
    #1604
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    well...that is, until they acted up and someone had to give them the boot.
     
    richgem, Nov 22, 2015
    #1605
  6. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Keep that up and I'll have to sock you. With Darn Toughs® The unofficial sock of The Shave Den. image.jpg
     
    cmorris357, Nov 22, 2015
    #1606
  7. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ah a calico sock..:happy088:
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    Slipperyjoe, Nov 22, 2015
    #1607
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  8. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    No, this is a calico sock. image.jpg
     
    cmorris357, Nov 22, 2015
    #1608
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You're quite the heel, aren't you?
     
    Sara-s, Nov 22, 2015
    #1609
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  10. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    He likes to toe the line.
     
    swarden43, Nov 22, 2015
    #1610
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  11. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    You nailed it! Actually I'm just being corny.
     
    cmorris357, Nov 22, 2015
    #1611
  12. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Wasn't that a Johnny Cash hit? (Oops....WALK the line)
     
    blondblue, Nov 22, 2015
    #1612
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  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    How do you make a hot dog stand?
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    Take away its chair.
     
    Sara-s, Nov 23, 2015
    #1613
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  14. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Logical..flawlessly logical..
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    Slipperyjoe, Nov 23, 2015
    #1614
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  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Ed Sullivan from his Feb. 9, 1964 "shoe"...."Here they are....THE BEATLES"
     
    blondblue, Nov 23, 2015
    #1615
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  16. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 23, 2015
    #1616
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  17. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Nov 23, 2015
    #1617
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Who's a penguin's favorite relative?
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    Aunt Artica


    What's a penguin's favorite snack food?
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    A burrrrito
     
    richgem, Nov 24, 2015
    #1618
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  19. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    image.jpg
     
    cmorris357, Nov 26, 2015
    #1619
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  20. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

    I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
     
    Marverel, Nov 26, 2015
    #1620
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