BREAKING NEWS
a couple of bigfoots spotted in the city hailing a cab

Did they need a toe truck, to remove it?

Sara, has that joke been properly feted?

Yes, they gave it a whole awards shoe.

well...that is, until they acted up and someone had to give them the boot.

Keep that up and I'll have to sock you. With Darn Toughs® The unofficial sock of The Shave Den.

Ah a calico sock..

No, this is a calico sock.

You're quite the heel, aren't you?

He likes to toe the line.

You nailed it! Actually I'm just being corny.

Wasn't that a Johnny Cash hit? (Oops....WALK the line)

How do you make a hot dog stand?

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Take away its chair.

Logical..flawlessly logical..

Ed Sullivan from his Feb. 9, 1964 "shoe"...."Here they are....THE BEATLES"

Who's a penguin's favorite relative?

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Aunt Artica

What's a penguin's favorite snack food?

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A burrrrito

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.