Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

These days, when a man asks a woman if she'd like to join him in a bowl of soup, she'd better take time to ponder her answer.

 

Soda legend goes...

 

Did you hear the one about the snake charmer that married an undertaker?
They registered for Hiss and Hearse towels.

 

I once hired a ghost to photograph an awards banquet. Sadly, the spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.

 

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

 

A three-legged dog limps into a saloon in the Old West.
He hops up on the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

 

Not sure if this one's really clean enough for a family forum...

 

So I can't post my Christmas Avitar, but stuff like this goes rrrrright on by. SMH.

 

Apparently.

 

At least you're not a witch. lol

 

Nope. Although, I do float in water.

 

So, you're made of wood??

 

Mostly fat and feathers, actually.

 

let me guess, I'm the witch?

 

I believe we've already established this.

 

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

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Ten tickles