Not sure if this one's really clean enough for a family forum...

So I can't post my Christmas Avitar, but stuff like this goes rrrrright on by. SMH.

Apparently.

At least you're not a witch. lol

Nope. Although, I do float in water.

So, you're made of wood??

Mostly fat and feathers, actually.

let me guess, I'm the witch?

I believe we've already established this.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

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Ten tickles

Ugh! Armpit ice.

Sports headline-Tampa Bay Rummers Clinch Division By A Close Shave

^should be in LOLs, not puns, but I'm too lazy to move it.