Good Husband points collected The wife has been bugging me for a few years now that she wanted to do a Christmas Tree on the back porch. I of course told her for years go decorate one out on the ranch So this year we finally went out and cut one down and put up a real Christmas tree outside on the back deck Presenting "Glen "Santa" Bunyan" Note for those of you like me that do not like killing a live tree I made sure we picked one out that looked to have some issues that I thought it might not make it much longer anyway Merry Christmas
I'm surprised it took so long to post this song. You have no idea how many times this song has been pointed out to me over the years
I bought my wife some lotion. Braving Bath and Bodyworks before Christmas was a terrifying experience.
I remember being dragged into a WalMart with 2 broken legs on a black friday. I grabbed a flyswat and everytime someone reached into the wheelchair's basket I swatted them. Never again.
Not sure how manly it is but I just did 1.1 miles on the Huffy cruiser my wife got me for Christmas. It was quite refreshing. Hers is on order and should arrive soon.
I baked over 100 cookies and have about 3 dozen to do in the morning. I also cooked supper and waited for the stepkids to come back from spending a few days with their dad. I worried about them. They said they had fun but almost starved because their dad struggles with hotdogs and boxed kraft dinner. Something in there about bacon they couldn't chew through too. I cooked them a good hardy supper and baked the rest of the evening. I hope they feel better in the morning.
I will be expecting my tribute before New Years. For extra points, may I suggest FedEx overnight? Just send to Czar Aptenodytes c/o the Czardom of Cheddar and the postal service will take care of the rest. If they're particularly good, I may even look into a tax reduction for you in the new year.