Songs that have been ruined for you.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Very good!!! LOL. I wonder if she did that song before Sonny died? The former Congressman would be rolling in his grave at "chimps, trees", etc.
     
  2. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    That one reminds me of when Kevin replied to a question I asked him by showing me a photo of flying pigs
     
  3. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Yes to both.
     
  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well before Sonny died (1998). GT & T was 1971.

    Tho, that does remind me of a parody after his death... "I hit a tree, Babe" instead of "I got you, Babe."
     
  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    "Morning has Broken" has been ruined by the following satirical version:
    Morning has broken; call the repairman.
    Get him to fix it before the sky falls.
    If he won't do it, we're in big trouble.
    You know repairmen don't answer their calls.
     
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  6. Robyflexx

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    :happy097::happy097:
     
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  7. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    LOL....just keep the guitar&piano action in it, and I'm OK. But funny lyrics :).

    Sara, my comment to that should have gone into YOUR post-didn't realize you were the organizer of said change.

    GT&T, lol. Wow, Cher didn't waste much time in her solo career with THAT one.
     
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  8. ejmolitor37

    ejmolitor37 Member

    I played bass in a cover band and one night setting up our guitar player started singing, Steve Miller big old jet airliner. Not sure of the actual title, but anyway his lyrics were, big ol chair recliner. He actually thought that was the lyric! Sad part is he grew up in that era of music and I did not, I still remind him of that when I see him and I am reminded of it everytime that song comes on.
     
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  9. Robyflexx

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    Great story! Made me laugh! :happy097: BTW I love The Steve Miller Band when I was a kid they used to play abracadabra all the time at the roller skating rink. :)
     
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  10. xnykid

    xnykid Well-Known Member

    every body plays the flute... sometimes not exception to the rule...
    AD/HD - High-way to.... heeey a squirrel!

    said one shepherd boy to another.....do you smell what i smell
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    LOL

    Well, allow me to ruin it for you further.... friend of mine insisted it's "Big ol' gal named Dinah." FTR, the title is Jet Airliner.
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Worst video ever. lol.
     
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  13. Robyflexx

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    Even funnier! :happy097:
     
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  14. Robyflexx

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    It was horrible :happy102:
     
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  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Chicago's classic-Wishin You Were Here

    For many years I thought "So I guess that's how it is" was "So I get the time with you".
     
  16. ejmolitor37

    ejmolitor37 Member

    That is awesome and thanks for the Title. A fun fact for you Robyflexx and richgem, substitute the name Doug in any song with the word Love in it. Example " Love hurts", Doug hurts. LOL all kinds of fun in the car :D A guy I work with hates me now. His name is Doug, BAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I really messed up "Don't Fear The Reaper". Too many times to list here, but I'll just do one-"40,00 men win ém every day"
     
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  18. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    With these changes to Jet Airliner, I now may have to laugh my way through the great guitar work at the beginning, thus missing it lol.
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I much prefer the original, non-radio edit version (longer intro and funky "s-word" instead of funky kicks going down in the city).
     
  20. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    At first I was afraid
    I was pepper pride. . .
     
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