Oh there is always enough vodka here at the cartel. Will he be drinking? He's Russian. Should he be? Well, I've never seen him sober. He may be even less reliable then!
Maybe we can throw on a line from the fight sing to appease the soviet razor. I'm liking the white idea.
Oh the fight song will be played. Can't have an inaugural shave with this kind of quality without the appropriate music.
Also @NCoxSTL I only got drunk once, it was from 1992-2003. It was a hangover that required medical and legal advice. Y'all have fun, but be good to yourself.
Good stuff that hurts more then the original injury. The Army used a pad form of it when I was in because the powder was too hard to wash out and was burning peoples insides too bad. Smells like burnt pork when its used.
Silly me I forgot how Russian Ivan really was. Will Igor, Nikoli and mikael be there to help him? If so buy vodka by the barrel.
Red shirt is even more fitting then we thought. Good thing Im Scottish/mixed eastern european decent. Best of both worlds!
Did you hear about the Empire Stormtroopers and the red shirt Enterprise crewman? The stormtroopers fired all of their blasters and missed. The red shirt died instantl.
If it wasn't a 4 hour flight I would volunteer to be an on hand medical professional. Will work for vodka and cheap thrills.
I've been away for two days and it is a lot of fun catching up on the 160 or so posts that I missed. Congratulations @NCoxSTL on a year of posts I have enjoyed reading most of them My wife and I drove across the mountain to Nevada Saturday morning to pack up my Mother and Step-Father to move them back back to California. Sunday I drove one of two large U-haul trucks back and got stopped for chain-controls because of a snow storm. After purchasing two sets of truck snow chains at highway robbery prices, we made it over the pass back into California. It was a long day and I didn't bother to shave on either day. Today I had a lot of stubble to remove so I cranked the birth-year Fatboy up to eight and mowed it down. I got a nice two pass BBS with almost no cleanup. I was actually CCS after one pass. I do like the Fatboy on eight. SOTD Route 66 Sweeney Todd (rapidly becoming my favorite hard soap) Omega Boar brush 1961 Gillette Fatboy (8) Shark Super Chrome blade (3) PAA Déjà Fougère AS Have a great week! P.S. Anybody want to by some snow chains!