What Manly Things Did You Do Today?

I'm surprised it took so long to post this song. You have no idea how many times this song has been pointed out to me over the years

 

Sorry, busy day.

 

I bought my wife some lotion. Braving Bath and Bodyworks before Christmas was a terrifying experience.

 

I remember being dragged into a WalMart with 2 broken legs on a black friday. I grabbed a flyswat and everytime someone reached into the wheelchair's basket I swatted them. Never again.

 

So when does the wife get back in town?

 

The lotion made her happy, which makes me happy.

 

Not sure how manly it is but I just did 1.1 miles on the Huffy cruiser my wife got me for Christmas. It was quite refreshing. Hers is on order and should arrive soon.

 

I baked over 100 cookies and have about 3 dozen to do in the morning. I also cooked supper and waited for the stepkids to come back from spending a few days with their dad. I worried about them. They said they had fun but almost starved because their dad struggles with hotdogs and boxed kraft dinner. Something in there about bacon they couldn't chew through too. I cooked them a good hardy supper and baked the rest of the evening. I hope they feel better in the morning.

 

I will be expecting my tribute before New Years. For extra points, may I suggest FedEx overnight? Just send to Czar Aptenodytes c/o the Czardom of Cheddar and the postal service will take care of the rest. If they're particularly good, I may even look into a tax reduction for you in the new year.

 

Took girls to the giant indoor bouncy house they've ask about for a year.

 

Very kind of you, Gorgo! Do you know them?

 

Heh, good catch. That's what I get for typing it on the phone.

 

Yesterday I tore down the bottom end of a Detroit DD15 engine.

 

I'll not be posting in this thread again.....

 

Yeah I'll never get mine:

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Boy was the neighbor surprised when he came out to go to work and found out his car was in pieces.

 

I wanna see the car that can take a DD15 engine - now that's a man's car.

 

Okay, truck. His neighbor drives an 18 wheeler.

 

Cause he's a man.