Songs that have been ruined for you.

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Sep 23, 2015.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    File this under "ruined in a cute way"....

    My little godson (6.5 yrs) was at Christmas Mass singing at the top of his lungs: "So bring Him insects golden fur. Come pheasant king to owe Him." Who knew.
     
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I'm almost afraid to ask what song that is supposed to be.
     
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  3. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

    :happy097:
     
  4. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    I see you've had an influence on him. :)
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    hymn/Christmas Carol: What Child is this? (sung to the tune of Greensleeves)

    correct lyrics:
    "So bring Him incense, gold, and myrrh. Come peasant (and) king to honor Him."

    :D
    The proverbial apple of my eye.
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Thanks for the clarification.
     
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  7. Halvor

    Halvor Well-Known Member

    I wouldn't say it's ruined and it's never been on the top of my list anyway, but whenever I hear the song now, I can't help but hear "Take your teeth out, tell me what's wrong". And it really is "chiquitita tell me what's wrong" (ABBA). The girl who got it wrong thought it was about old people and dentures, apparently.
     
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  8. '65 G-Slim

    '65 G-Slim Well-Known Member

    Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama". Every day, on my way to work, KLBJ would play it. Every. Single. Day. I can't stand to even hear the first four notes.
     
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  9. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Y'know, ABBA would sing their songs in the language of the country where they'd be touring. One of the males described a particular song, saying "It sounds crazy in Spanish".
     
  10. preidy

    preidy Just call me Dino

    Queen - "We are the Champions". For years it seemed every H.S. graduation I went (had) to it was the class song.
     
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  11. preidy

    preidy Just call me Dino

    I liked Elton's first decade or two. Yellow brick road was my favorite. He just keeps going.
     
  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Lately, Pandora has been haunting me with Jet Airliner. You'll be happy to know that I sing along using all the alternate lyrics:
    Big ol' jet airliner
    Big ol' gal named Dinah
    Big ol' chair recliner
    Big ol' trashcan liner

    It's the little things. :rofl:
     
  13. GatorJoe

    GatorJoe Well-Known Member

    Big ol' jet had a light on
     
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  14. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Agree...
     
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  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    For me, it was hard to pick up on the lyrics of some of his early songs like Bennie And The Jets and Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting.
     
  16. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    With the bottom two, I wouldn't want to be "Carried Too Far Away". :)
     
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Maybe someday it will replace Pomp N Circumstance as the seniors march in.
     
  18. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    Stressed out by Twenty One Pilots.

    Have the album, like it, then the single gets on pop charts. It's played every 45 minutes on rotation on the station at work. For 9 hours..... Everyday
     
  19. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Then there's The Police with "Send Me Out An SOS(re-repeated 50 times, it seems).
     
  20. Tralfaz

    Tralfaz Active Member

    GoGos: our lips are sealed......"Alex the Seal"
     

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