A cop pulls a car over. Cop: "Sir, do you realize that there are two poisonous snakes on your front window?" The Driver: "Of course! They are my windshield vipers!"

Mr Lugosi has them on his car also..

If you erase musical notes, are you decomposing?

Boy, that one sure ..... stinks.

Too many like this one and you'll start to decompose..

geez! Light a match, will ya?

Someone's going to be disappointed.

They must have given him Polish Alphabet Soup by mistake.

What do you get when you cross a hummingbird with a doorbell?

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A humdinger

I knew one !

This one's really a humdinger Sara..

Boy this is the really the art of punning...

Yeah it took me about 10 seconds to "get it"

That's what you call a pun with a delayed action fuse...

I know it isn't baseball season, but...........

Why did the baseball make a loud noise?
Because the batter hit a screaming line drive.