I tried rubbing them together but that did not work. Next time I will give them bubbly, dim the lights and put on some romantic music. Maybe that will get results.
JoAnna (queen of blades) chooses it and you get no say. HOW you get one is by posting something stupid, embarrassing, or over sharing. Sometimes, quirky is enough.
my good fellow, I am taking objection to your inference that in order to be bestowed an appropriate custom from her majesty The Queen, one must post something to which you would have described as 'stupid or embarrassing.' Rest assured that any and all postings heretofore made by yours truly in reference to bacon were neither stupid nor embarrassing. Bacon in and of itself is and cannot be 'stupid' and discussions in which the premium pork delicacy is contained are for the edification of the great unwashed masses. This response is, of course, limited to the discussion of REAL bacon, not turkey bacon- which is, obviously, both silly and stupid.
So here is the plan, I will soak the 'pet rocks' in some sparkling wine, champagne is too expensive, while they listen to Barry White. Once they are in the mood I will create a slurry to the Rolling Stones. I agree soft rocks will not make baby rocks. If this successful I will then attempt to breed my J Nat with my Shapton to get a hybrid stone.
