The Custom Title Thread

Congrats on your CT David!

 

Congratulations Keith!

 

Congratulations?

 

@Keithmax,
Keith, I'm sorry I missed the knighthood party. I only picked up on David's because I noticed he finally received his CT. Congratulations on yours.
How do you breed pet rocks? I guess you have the stones for it.

... To be continued...

Don

 

I tried rubbing them together but that did not work. Next time I will give them bubbly, dim the lights and put on some romantic music. Maybe that will get results.

 

Roflmao!!!

... To be continued...

Don

 

try some Barry White, I hear it helps.

 

Might they prefer rock? Jus' wundrin.

 

Maybe some Rolling Stones or Kid Rock.

... To be continued...

Don

 

Or some soft rock and wine....

... To be continued...

Don

 

...in a dark cave, the serene, "drip...drip...drip," of the stalactites...

 

If a person had a custom title who chooses it and what are the requirements?

 

Mine would be " some beach somewhere "

 

JoAnna (queen of blades) chooses it and you get no say. HOW you get one is by posting something stupid, embarrassing, or over sharing. Sometimes, quirky is enough.

 

Soft rock, perhaps?

 

A soft rock would have trouble breeding

 

my good fellow, I am taking objection to your inference that in order to be bestowed an appropriate custom from her majesty The Queen, one must post something to which you would have described as 'stupid or embarrassing.' Rest assured that any and all postings heretofore made by yours truly in reference to bacon were neither stupid nor embarrassing. Bacon in and of itself is and cannot be 'stupid' and discussions in which the premium pork delicacy is contained are for the edification of the great unwashed masses. This response is, of course, limited to the discussion of REAL bacon, not turkey bacon- which is, obviously, both silly and stupid.

 

the exception that proves the rule QED

 

Hmmm, duck bacon....

 

No duck bacon, until pigs fly.