Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    This one's really a humdinger Sara..:transport015:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Dec 25, 2015
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  2. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

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    youngunn, Dec 30, 2015
    #1642
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  3. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Boy this is the really the art of punning...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Dec 31, 2015
    #1643
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  4. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    Yeah it took me about 10 seconds to "get it"
     
    youngunn, Dec 31, 2015
    #1644
  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    That's what you call a pun with a delayed action fuse...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Dec 31, 2015
    #1645
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  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I know it isn't baseball season, but...........

    Why did the baseball make a loud noise?
    Because the batter hit a screaming line drive.
     
    blondblue, Dec 31, 2015
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  7. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

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    Marverel, Jan 1, 2016
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  8. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Jan 7, 2016
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  9. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

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    Red Rider, Jan 7, 2016
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  10. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

    Canadian content humour.

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    Red Rider, Jan 7, 2016
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  11. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

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    Robyflexx, Jan 7, 2016
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Thought for the day, for chemists;
    If you're not part of the solution, you must be the precipitate.
     
    Sara-s, Jan 8, 2016
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  13. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Jan 11, 2016
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  14. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

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    Marverel, Jan 12, 2016
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  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I saw some pretty "bad" puns in the recent AARP magazine....stay tuned!!!!
     
    blondblue, Jan 12, 2016
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  16. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Why do cows have hooves????

    Because they lactose.
     
    blondblue, Jan 12, 2016
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?

    A piiig.
     
    blondblue, Jan 12, 2016
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  18. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    Those two were clearly all about the bass.
     
    Jasman, Jan 12, 2016
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  19. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

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    Robyflexx, Jan 12, 2016
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  20. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    So I came home today and SWMBO said "This kid is driving me nuts."
     
    FatherofSquirrel, Jan 12, 2016
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