Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    This one's really a humdinger Sara..:transport015:
     
  2. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

  3. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Boy this is the really the art of punning...
     
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  4. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    Yeah it took me about 10 seconds to "get it"
     
  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    That's what you call a pun with a delayed action fuse...
     
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  6. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I know it isn't baseball season, but...........

    Why did the baseball make a loud noise?
    Because the batter hit a screaming line drive.
     
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  7. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

  8. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  9. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

  10. Red Rider

    Red Rider Well-Known Member

    Canadian content humour.

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  11. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

    :happy102:
     
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  12. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Thought for the day, for chemists;
    If you're not part of the solution, you must be the precipitate.
     
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  14. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

  15. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I saw some pretty "bad" puns in the recent AARP magazine....stay tuned!!!!
     
  16. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Why do cows have hooves????

    Because they lactose.
     
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  17. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?

    A piiig.
     
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  18. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    Those two were clearly all about the bass.
     
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  19. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

    :happy102:
     
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  20. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    So I came home today and SWMBO said "This kid is driving me nuts."
     

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