Saw this on Facebook via the weareteachers.com website. Having taught high school for 28 years, I can relate and I know you guys will appreciate it! Scent of Seventh Grade: "I’d describe it as a base of BO and nachos, with bright, nostril-burning top notes of Axe body spray, finished with a haze of sixteen different Bath and Body Works scents."
The voice on the short version sounds like either Jack Nicholson or the actor who played Buddy Holly in the Buddy Holly story