Here's a one sentence thought-I haven't seen Norseman around for awhile, and hope he's OK.

Another day, another carrot.

"Cold hearted orb that rules the night, removes the colours from our sight."

Change is good, especially from a vending machine.

This week I learned; I bought the wrong 'all season tires', apparently.

Crack your eggs on a flat surface rather than the edge of a vessel; you'll greatly reduce the possibility of stray shell.

Did you buy Australian tires, where the seasons are reversed?

Either that or they were all "left side" tires.

Popcorn tins never have enough caramel.

Are beans really a wonderful fruit?

I thought they were just musical.