Freddy bought a talking bird. He taught it every imaginable swear work, which the bird obligingly repeated often and loudly.

This annoyed and offended his next-door neighbor, Bill, who made a complaint to the police. The result was that Freddy got arrested. The charge- contributing to the delinquency of a mynah.

LOL! I had that really happen when stationed in Greece. Had a mynah bird that my shipmates taught to curse like crazy. Had to get rid of the bird since I had 2 little girls that were picking up what was said.