Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks
from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes
to be with you.

5. It's very, very, very important that these four women do not
know each other.


Sincerely,
Tiger Woods