Let's Write Some Limericks

He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, according to the score
Oh No, there's got to be a better way

 

He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, according to the score
Oh No, there's got to be a better way
To build our lives every day

 

He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, according to the score
Oh No, there's got to be a better way
To build our lives every day
Thus he sang about peace, in 4/4.

The lion lay down with the lamb

 

The lion lay down with the lamb
for a snack with a nice side of ham

 

The lion lay down with the lamb
for a snack with a nice side of ham
some sausage and kippers
plus cod fish and chippers

 

The lion lay down with the lamb
for a snack with a nice side of ham
some sausage and kippers
plus cod fish and chippers
All of which beat the heck out of Spam.

There once was a reindeer named Lou

 

There once was a reindeer named Lou
And he was a handsome one, too

 

There once was a reindeer named Lou
And he was a handsome one, too
Overlooked by Santa

 

There once was a reindeer named Lou
And he was a handsome one, too
Overlooked by Santa
Then lost in Atlanta

 

There once was a reindeer named Lou
And he was a handsome one, too
Overlooked by Santa
Then lost in Atlanta
He looked great in a pink tutu

 

There once was a tapeworm named Al

 

There once was a tapeworm named Al
Who decided one day to look for a gal

 

There once was a tapeworm named Al
Who decided one day to look for a gal
But determining a tapeworm's sex

 

without wearing specks

 

There once was a tapeworm named Al
Who decided one day to look for a gal
But determining a tapeworm's sex
without wearing specks
Doesn’t work, so Al just got a pal.

It was snowing one November day

 

It was snowing one November day
Perhaps a little early for snow, I'd say

 

It was snowing one November day
Perhaps a little early for snow, I'd say
But with a cold water shave

 

and hot water we save

 

In a lather bowl made out of clay.


An astronomer looked at the sky

 

and a a bird swooped and pooped in his eye