Good to know you can breathe easier now.
Being a Vacula, he’s already bitten the dust.
I just bought a new robot vacuum cleaner. I named it Count Vacula. (I’m not making this up.)
The Black-Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but the chick peas can only hummus one.
My favorite new one is Strange New worlds
I still love TOS- favorite episodes are pin down as there are several that stand out.both the dramatic and the humorous.
Yes, he doesn't work that late.
I hired a handyman and gave him a list of 10 jobs. When I returned he had only completed jobs 1,3,5,7. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Island of Terror on Svengoolie. Cheesy fun!
The zombies my husband expected were actually on vacation. I hear they have a really good union.
Here in NYC, we were not in the path of totality, but of near totality. I had my eclipse glasses (from the last one) & watched for an hour or so....
Roof
Nice to know my joke didn’t lay an egg.
This one's for you @richgem ; Who is a penguin's favorite relative? [spoiler]
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