1. He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
    Absolutely nothing, according to the score
    Oh No, there's got to be a better way
  2. He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
    Absolutely nothing, according to the score
    Oh No, there's got to be a better way
    To build our lives every day
  3. He sang, war, huh, what is it good for?
    Absolutely nothing, according to the score
    Oh No, there's got to be a better way
    To build our lives every day
    Thus he sang about peace, in 4/4.

    The lion lay down with the lamb
  4. The lion lay down with the lamb
    for a snack with a nice side of ham
  5. The lion lay down with the lamb
    for a snack with a nice side of ham
    some sausage and kippers
    plus cod fish and chippers
  6. The lion lay down with the lamb
    for a snack with a nice side of ham
    some sausage and kippers
    plus cod fish and chippers
    All of which beat the heck out of Spam.

    There once was a reindeer named Lou
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  7. There once was a reindeer named Lou
    And he was a handsome one, too
  8. There once was a reindeer named Lou
    And he was a handsome one, too
    Overlooked by Santa
  9. There once was a reindeer named Lou
    And he was a handsome one, too
    Overlooked by Santa
    Then lost in Atlanta
  10. There once was a reindeer named Lou
    And he was a handsome one, too
    Overlooked by Santa
    Then lost in Atlanta
    He looked great in a pink tutu
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  11. There once was a tapeworm named Al
  12. There once was a tapeworm named Al
    Who decided one day to look for a gal
  13. There once was a tapeworm named Al
    Who decided one day to look for a gal
    But determining a tapeworm's sex
  14. without wearing specks
  15. There once was a tapeworm named Al
    Who decided one day to look for a gal
    But determining a tapeworm's sex
    without wearing specks
    Doesn’t work, so Al just got a pal.

    It was snowing one November day
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  16. It was snowing one November day
    Perhaps a little early for snow, I'd say
  17. It was snowing one November day
    Perhaps a little early for snow, I'd say
    But with a cold water shave
  18. and hot water we save
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  19. In a lather bowl made out of clay.


    An astronomer looked at the sky
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  20. and a a bird swooped and pooped in his eye
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