i shaved my mug a dome
like a bald garden gnome
then moved to my rear

i shaved my mug a dome
like a bald garden gnome
then moved to my rear
and then shed a tear

I shaved my mug and my dome
like a bald garden gnome
then moved to my rear
and then shed a tear
because no hair was there

I ran up a very steep hill

I ran up a very steep hill
To avoid a freeloader named Bill

I ran up a very steep hill
To avoid a freeloader named Bill
He smoked a cigar

I ran up a very steep hill
To avoid a freeloader named Bill
He smoked a cigar
and smelled like tar

I ran up a very steep hill
To avoid a freeloader named Bill.
He smoked a cigar
And smelled like tar
Dug up from a stinky landfill.

Gary scored another cased Tech

Gary scored another cased Tech
didn't need it but what the heck

Gary scored another cased Tech
didn't need it but what the heck
He threw down a C-note

Gary scored another cased Tech
didn't need it but what the heck
He threw down a C-note
the price of a new coat

Gary scored another cased Tech
didn't need it but what the heck
He threw down a C-note
the price of a new coat
And prayed that his wife wouldn't check.

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Clubman is versatile juice

Clubman is versatile juice
That's derived from the musk of Zeus

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Clubman is versatile juice
That's derived from the musk of Zeus
Brewed on Mount Olympus

Clubman is versatile juice
That's derived from the musk of Zeus
Brewed on Mount Olympus
Imbued with sheer greatness

There once was a shaver named Wist
on buying vintage Gillette, he'd insist
his obsessed predilection
and massive collection
ended when he tried a Slim Twist.

but Veg smells like urine of moose.