Let's Write Some Limericks

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by wristwatchb, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    An astronomer looked at the sky
    and a a bird swooped and pooped in his eye
    So he got out some soap
    and cleaned off his scope
     
  2. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    An astronomer looked at the sky
    and a a bird swooped and pooped in his eye
    So he got out some soap
    and cleaned off his scope
    And then observed a comet fly by
     
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  3. barbersurgeon

    barbersurgeon Well-Known Member

    Tonight I sit with a glass of rum
     
  4. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    Tonight I sit with a glass of rum
    firmly planted on me bum
     
  5. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Tonight I sit with a glass of rum
    firmly planted on me bum
    Not as tasty as bourbon
     
  6. PLAla

    PLAla Bit Shy of a Full Puck

    Tonight I sit with a glass of rum
    firmly planted on me bum
    Not as tasty as bourbon
    But much better than a durban
     
  7. brit

    brit in a box

    and cigar between finger and thumb
     
  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The thread's been dead for a year
     
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  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    It was fun...challenging.
     
  10. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    The thread’s been dead for a year.
    It’s time to bring it up from the rear.
     
  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    The thread's been dead for a year
    It's time to bring it up from the rear
    It's fun to be creative again
     
  12. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    The thread's been dead for a year
    It's time to bring it up from the rear
    It's fun to be creative again
    And rhyming with ladies and men
     
  13. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A lion was wearing red shoes.
     
  14. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Quickly interjecting the last line of the previous limerick and then back to @Sara-s's opening line

    The thread's been dead for a year.
    It's time to bring it up from the rear.
    It's fun to be creative again
    And rhyming with ladies and men.
    All wannabe poets draw near.

    A lion was wearing red shoes.
     
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  15. John Beeman

    John Beeman Little chicken in hot water

    A lion was wearing red shoes
    while swigging a bottle of booze.
     
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    A lion was wearing red shoes
    while swigging a bottle of booze.
    Then he started to dance
     
  17. americanshamrock

    americanshamrock Let's Make a Deal! Staff Member

    Moderator
    A lion was wearing red shoes
    while swigging a bottle of booze.
    Then he started to dance
    and think of romance
     
  18. johnnyflake

    johnnyflake Well-Known Member

    The lady lion says, you got no chance!
     
  19. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I shaved my mug and my dome
     
  20. brit

    brit in a box

    i shaved my mug a dome
    like a bald garden gnome
     

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