I like turtles

Oh, I've seen that look, along with the sage nods of those who have NO IDEA what was just said (more precisely, not said).

Indeed.

Two Haiku

Polysyllabic
Pseudo-philosophical
Agnosticism

using BIG words to
discuss ideas you don't really
understand/believe​

Of course yo will need a grade A moutain quality tallow strop, which is expertly triple honed on a hand picked industrial vegetable boar. After a second pass through a 7/8 full hollow disinfected glycerine scuttle you simply have to scrub off the stainless pot metal bubbles to ascertain sharp fullness. Set the strop in the closet to stereate the ash pot. Clean daily with 50% diluted diamond oxide and once a year twice. Three times will do mostly.

Brilliance right here folks....

You guys are too good at this. Neither of you are hiring are you?

is that what happens when Google translates from minion to Dutch to English?

It's the infinite monkey theorem that states a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. Or a Corporate mission statement.

As long we take the key concepts and generate synergy with proprietary cutting edge technology-based notions, and aim to achieve remarkable results and remain an innovative leader, delivering value and security in a win-win situation, and that's what really sets us apart as your go-to solution for partnering with a company that is dedicated to providing the answers to all the questions that may arise over the course of both normal and irregular market interactions and conditions, allowing to meet or exceed all client expectations."

This is easy.

Why?

Makes perfect sense to me.

Or was it the treacle gin?

Considering the complexity around the happenings of skin care it is important to be positive concerning investments in a certain future dimension but sometimes something overwhelming happens and then considerations must be made concerning the core and the real value, but the question as to the real value proves to be more difficult than you believed possible because the answer collapses into different lives that may or may not be all worth living and may be nothing more than self repeating points on the same line that beats around the bush which it is all about.

Poor thing....it's happened to you too huh?

I think it's time for a rousing game of Corporate Buzz Word Bingo. First one to complete his card drinks for free at happy hour.

Nah. I am a professional redneck. I just think run-on sentences are the best!

You said nothing, correct?

It's too late, they got him. But I bow to his and Bama's superior buzzword BS abilities.

"We're all-in on this one."

As if your average HR director is Amarillo Slim.

today I must reorient. after the event horizon of yesterday's total bullcrap. I aim to leverage a strategic role in my destiny.