Chris, I half too say; your a reel wordsmith. "Wordsmith" - it's like a blacksmith but without the tools and fire
As an admitted spelling Nazi, I am humbled. I am guilty of this infraction of the word. That said, I prefer flair.
WE EXCEPT FOOD STAMPS! Edit: When we lived in Greenville, SC, there was an old service station that was converted to a convenience store and it displayed a hand painted sign in big letters WE EXCEPT FOOD STAMPS! on the front of the store. I could only chuckle every time I passed it. And believe me, it is hard to pass a store that big.
