Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

No, the Valli fella.

 

that boot clearly doesn't prevent you from doing puns

 

No, it just helps with my shoe-manship.

 

@Sara-s , is it what Ed Sullivan("Here they are....the BEAT....), would have called a "really big shoe"?

 

As a matter of fact it is. I wear a size 10.

 

Bought this from Ikea today. It's a light although the box makes it look like a child's stove. Mentioned to wife and son that if we stole this instead of buying it we would be "fugatives" in the eyes of the law. They were not amused.

 

I woulda just told you to fuga-tabout it.

 

Here's one that could be a pun, certainly is a play on words. Person A tells person B to put out his cigarette. B opens the door and puts the cigarette "out"side..B then quickly crushes it, and says to A .."Well....you SAID...!!!"

 

Oh, that hurt.

 

That's much better.

 

A man drives around, looking for a place to park off the street. He comes to a lot that bears the sign FINE FOR PARKING. Satisfied, he drives in and parks. He gets a parking violation ticket as he returns to his car. Immediately he decides to appeal the ticket. In his defense, he wrote that he saw a sign that implied it was OK to park in the lot. Did he win his appeal???



No.

 

Sorry Erik, but that one laid an egg. LOL

 

FOWL!