View attachment 106167
Happy Fathers Day to all the Dads out there! Had a nice relaxing shave up until my kids tried to kill me....
Razor: CJB/Feather Pro (1)/ Alumigoose V2/Kai ( 35th and dead) as a save me razor
Brush: Stirling 24mm Finest
Lather: The Fat
Post Shave: Maggard Alum Bock/Styptic/Thayers/More Styptic/More Thayers
Aftershave: Nivea Sensitive Post Shave Balm/The Veg
Decided to break out the Pain Stick for a nice relaxing shave. Popped in a new Feather Pro blade and started loading the brush. 15-20 second load of The Fat resulted in a ton of lather. Face lathered and picked up the pain stick and got to work. 3 beautiful passes later (WTG,XTG, and XTG in the other direction) and I have the baby in my sights. No nicks, no irritation... things are going great!!! Lather up for my final pass (ATG) and start going to town. Get my cheeks and jawline done and I am dolphin smooth!!!! All that is left is the neck... I couldn't believe how nice and easy things where going.... don't get me wrong weather I knick myself or not I get great shaves with the pain stick but I have yet to have a hiccup free shave with it so far and yet here I am.... a few swipes away from a glorious victory!!! I start going over my thank you speech and all that good stuff... I have happy tears in my eyes as I inch closer and closer to the winning circle....
And then all hell breaks loose....
I hear the ear shattering scream something similar to a banshee or the shriek an angry SWMBO may let out when you stumble in half drunk from the bar at 4 in the morning smelling of women's perfume and have lip stick on your collar except this was worse as it was coming from my daughters room... and the scream was let out just as I started on my neck....
I jolted and ran out of the bathroom into the other room to see who was dead and what could be salvaged...
In the middle of my room I see my 4 year old daughter.... screaming at her cup.....
"Daddy!!!!!"
"What is wrong?!?!?!"
"Declan (my son) drank all my juice!!!! *Another scream* Daddy your bleeding!!!!!"
I quickly save the world (get her more juice) and head back into the bathroom to see the damage. I knew it wasn't going to be pretty as when I ran out my hands went up further into my neck and the CJB hung around in my neck for a good 2-3 steps before it fell out onto my shirt and onto the floor. I looked down and saw I had a decent amount of blood on my chest as well.
While it is not long it is deep (The CJB literally was hanging in my skin when I ran out for a few steps) and it is gushing pretty well. Finally get the blood to slow down and grab the goose to finish my neck. BBS but this thing was refusing to stop bleeding for a good 20 minutes or so.
A bombardment of Alum, Styptic, Thayers, and Nivea finally got it to slow down pretty good. The Veg burned like hell... So I almost killed myself on Fathers Day over juice.... I was so close to shaving victory but alas it was not meant to be....
Incoming ugliness alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's the cut 30 minutes after shaving... sorry for the shaky pic...
View attachment 106169
Click to expand...