7/5/16 SOTD
Razor: Popsicle Sticks and staples
Blade: Rapira Swedish Supersteel
Brush: Omega Boar in a Dubl Duck M-2 handle
Soap: Route 66 Sweeny Todd
Post: Cold Water, Alum, Thayers’
Aftershave: Stephan Island Lime with stupid amounts of M-Bomb
	
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So last night I put my razor together.  I did use a hammer and an anvil to snug up the staples, because I wanted the blade as firmly held as possible.  It’s one thing to dare everyone to use one of these bad boys, and another thing entirely to look at the one you just made, and question your level of commitment to the joke.  Viva la Cinco de Julio!
I really didn’t do anything other than my normal prep.  I laughed when I realized Sweeny Todd was up in the rotation.  Made a wet lather, and picked up the popsicle sticks.  One thing I would like to point out, this contraption weighed nothing.  I think the heaviest part of my razor was the joke on the sticks.  (Ba-dum-tiss.)  I used the same grips I use for a pain stick, and a very light touch.  Did my first pass, N/S which is mostly WTG.  Found myself pushing down on the top of the sticks to get the blade to move, as the weight wasn’t enough to drive the razor.  Lots of skin stretching and a very light touch.  Just wiped the lather away. I kept the angle very shallow, about 10-15 degrees.  Time for the one pass was about five minutes.  As I was rinsing my face, I started laughing.  My wife, whom I had shown the contraption I was shaving with earlier, came in to check on me to make sure I wasn’t bleeding out.  I had a CCS/DFS shave on one pass, with one slight cut on my neck where the corner of the blade bit me.  Doing the WTG pass, the blade didn’t flex any worse than in a DE.  I added a little more water to my lather, and prepared for the next pass.  My initial plan was to shave XTG for the second pass, and skip ATG.  I had such a good first pass, I decided to go for ATG.  What’s the worst that could happen?
Kept the very shallow angle, and used half inch long strokes.  Switched hands in my normal manner.  Left side of the neck, good.  Right side of the neck, good.  Left cheek, good.  Right cheek, good.  Chin.  Hmm.  The whiskers on my chin go in all directions, and are the most course.  Normally I do three-four passes on my chin.  Today, I used alum on my finger tips to get a good grip and really stretch the skin, kept the angle low, and did short strokes.  These whiskers were enough to flex the blade quite a bit.  I increased the angle to about 20 degrees.  Short strokes, and done! Rinsed my face, and realized I had about nine small weepers, directly under my chin.  One small shallow cut from the corner of the blade on the left side of my neck, and one piece of scar tissue removed and bleeding on my jaw.  Did a second rinse, and put the alum on.  Other than directly under my chin, and the two cuts, it wasn’t bad.  Honestly, I have torn up my face a lot worse with DE razors.  Splashed on the Thayers’ witch-hazel, and realized I wouldn’t even need a styptic pencil.  Grabbed my overly mentholated Stephan’s Island Lime, and got my menthol on.  Stephan’s is pretty much put straight alcohol, and it burns even after a good shave.  It had some bite where all the weepers were.  Thoroughly washed my hands, and cleaned up as my face went numb.  I won’t call this shave a BBS, but it’s a pretty good DFS.  I am honestly surprised at how well it went.
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