July 2016 Blade Focus Bigfoot Focus
July 20
Razor: Bigfoot Shaves/Baili
Blade: Bigfoot Shaves/Devil
Brush: VDH Boar
Soap: Stirling MITA
Post: Cold water rinse, Alum block
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Today I gave in to the peer pressure (I am looking right at you Neal @
NCoxSTL ) and used the full Bigfoot Shaves combo. The razor yesterday performed quite well with the GSB blade. I was actually pleasantly surprised with how well the razor felt and how easy it was to use. Would I have the same impression from the blade today? HECK NO!
So I loaded the blade, which comes stamped as a Bigfoot Shaves Super Stainless blade.
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The back of the blade package should have contained all the warning I needed not to use the blade (Notice the Manufactured in portion of the label). But what's the worst that can happen?
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So I put the razor to my face and began my first pass. Part way down my cheek I stopped in complete disbelief. Did I put 60 grit sandpaper in the razor instead of the blade? Wow that was rough. I checked my cheek, no blood but also very very very little reduction. Took the blade out, turned it over (like that is going to help anything) rinsed it off good, put it back in and set out determined to finish the first pass (WTG on cheeks and XTG on chin and neck). Well, I finished one cheek and it let me know it was not happy. I took stock of where I was, and decided that I would listen to the little Ivan/Boris in my head and go forward with this blade instead of running away.
I managed to finish the first pass. By now my face looked mangled. I had spots that had reduction in hair. Other areas looked like they still had every bit of hair that they had before I shaved even though I know (and could feel) that I went over them with the razor. The areas of my face that the blade removed the hair, I am pretty sure it just pulled the whiskers out instead of cutting any of them. I rinsed my face with cold water and the cold water burned. Yep, that was it. I was done.
Butttttt, what if the blade could do better going ATG? Maybe? Ok, definitely not, but for some reason at 6:30 this morning the idea crossed my mind and I actually started the process. I did ATG on both cheeks. Fortunately (did I really just say that?) my face stung so bad that I guess my brain finally woke up and said no more. I immediately deposited the blade into my blade bank and grabbed the GSB. I managed to salvage the look of my shave so that I actually ended with a decent looking shave.
So I finished and rinsed off with cold water. Again, my face was already not happy. Then came the alum. High holly heck that hurt. My face was on fire, stinging and burning like crazy. Everything about my face was red, not just like mild sunburn red but like fire engine my face hates me red. I immediately grabbed the Nivea and applied . . . crapppppppp that was not helping. I contemplated the fire extinguisher, but instead I grabbed my wife's moisturizing aloe lotion and some more Nivea and put it on. My face now felt only like a small fire was ongoing as opposed to a massive burning blaze.
You know a blade has done you wrong when two coworkers at two different times asked if you were ok because your face was very red. One called it blotchy and like I had a bad fever and the other called it rashy and "like both side of my face got the stuff (not his word) slapped out of me." The worst part is that my cheeks are still tender to the touch and it is 7 hours after my shave. The blade was honestly worse than the counterfeit MEM blade I tried a while back and that thing was bad! Probably no shave for me tomorrow as my face recovers. I think I also need a day off to regain my common sense that should have told me to stop after that very first pass this morning.
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