There are two gags here. Think about it. Read it out loud. You will get it.

Let me make this announcement-after 4 failed dimensions of the cage of asparagus, you now have opened up the 5th Dimension.

I still miss the age of aquariums.

I haven't seen the Boston(er New England)one in years.

'Course, no one misses the Age of Accordions.

I thought about playing the accordion. Decided not to. Just didn't want to fiddle with it.

At least no one put the squeeze on you because of it.

Violins is no answer.

Naturally the instructor tried to. I refused to push his buttons and get him all keyed up.

You people shouldn't be tooting your own horns like that..

But there's always room for cello!

Hey Sara!..

I'll let you know when I get Bach.

Looks like @Slipperyjoe struck a sour note with you.

Maybe I'll invite Sara..Bach to my Palestrina..

Don't you think you've tried to orchestrate enough for one night?

Hey, don't pick on my man George!!!! (George Friedrick, the H-man of music).

You're probably right.. must be the male menopause talking..worried about decomposing and all...