I recall a card with all kinds of fine print. Something about; THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result. PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in theUniverse. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe. NOTE: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a "Gluing" Force About Which Little is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed. FURTHERMORE The Manufacturer May Technically Be Entitled to Claim That This Product Is Ten Dimensional. However, the Consumer Is Reminded That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond Those Applicable to Three-Dimensional Objects, Since the Seven New Dimensions Are "Rolled Up" into Such a Small "Area" That They Cannot Be Detected. Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving. WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity. WARNING: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the universe,Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them. CAUTION: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight. HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles Per Hour.
Mind blown. I had no idea what I have created. Honest. I shall be moving to the next parallel universe now. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
What the heck. Is there no place safe. How about with the penguins? Are they not immune to such galactic disturbances? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Its entirely safe with the penguins. Just don't forget your parka and don't get on the wrong side of the Penguinators.
Shave 2 with the bunny was last night. Another using the Notso comb. Another excellent shave. Again had to spend a moment getting the angle down, but once I got it down there was no problem at all. You get some audible feedback but not a lot. If not for the little feedback and the fact you can really feel the reduction when you go to hydrate prior to relathering I am not sure I could tell it was shaving. It really is just so very smooth. Finished my 2 pass shave DFS before any touch up. Did touch up on my jaw line and my neck and was BBS. It is now about 20 hours from when I shaved and I have the growth I normally have after only 8 hours with many razors/blades. This is one very efficient razor!
No shave last night. Going to let it grow a day or two and make the bunny work for it. I have coarse, thick , stubborn hair (my SWMBO would say it is exactly like me, but that is sooooo not true). So a couple days' growth can tax most razor/blade combos. In the meantime, here is a picture of my two favorite razors (even if one of them is only "mine" on a temporary, not nearly long enough, basis). They say possession is 9/10 of the law . . . unfortunately it is that last 1/10th that gets you charged with theft. My 58 Executive and of course the bunny. Yep the bunny after only two shaves has become one of my favorite razors. Just an incredible piece @twhite
Sometimes waiting makes the experience better. (BTW I've got to check my den, that sure looks like Exec.) HERM
