Hamsters make lousy collectibles.

But cauliflower makes my feet stink.

The fish eat my furniture.

So I set the cat on top of my head, and walked out carrying my shoes.

O..o..my sauce is burning..

I can count to potato.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

HERM

De modellen lopen zonder schoenen. Ik ben geen banaan.

Oh like that makes sense...lol

Banana indeed.

HERM

The penguin flies at midnight.

I have to go see a man about a mule.

First class or coach?

sure... rub it in.

Never park the camel behind the elephant

On the fifth day, the camel died, and Selena, moodily buffing her nails, wondered whether this trip was also going to degenerate into a series of disjointed vignettes, as seemed to happen to so many of her vacations with Basil.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice......

Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The mug is round; the jar is round... they should call it Roundtine.

Completely ON topic.... they guy that invented Ovaltine also invented Napalm. In his retirement, he taught chemistry at my alma matter.

wikipedia: Ovaltine was developed in Bern, Switzerland, where it is known by its original name, Ovomaltine (from ovum, Latin for "egg," and malt, which were originally its main ingredients).

Fourteen, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Fourteen is a good age to be, thought Edith, as she prepared to defenestrate Lisa into the waiting manure pile.