But can it core a apple?

Seinfeld steal!

Credit that to Larry P. Berra(full-name Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra).

I'll bring my shoes, so I have them.

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

It's a good idea to walk a mile in another man's shoes. That way, when he gets angry at you, he will be a mile away & barefoot.

Are they still sneakers if you didn't steal them?

Sometimes I like taffy.

I don't have to outrun the bear, I only need to outrun you.

If a tree falls in the forest behind the charging bear, are the angels dancing on the head of a pin doing the tango or a waltz?

Yes.

Did you know that the best way to stop a charging bear is to take his credit card away?

What's the difference between?

And if not both, then surely neither.

The camel has two humps while the elephant only has one trunk.

It's very easy to stay on topic in this thread..I mean you can post anything and it fits with what doesn't fit..a win situation for sure..but I'm on topic and that's not good on a thread where you're supposed to go off topic on..so ya hey I did managed to save the sauce..it was a good sauce too..not great but good for sure...

Don't think too hard about this thread, or...

Polka is understated in this case.

Back flips are fool fools.