Gave the missus a bag of blue circle. Trying to Cement the relationship.

She just got all grouty and said I could aggregate it with her Christmas present. At least that's a concrete commitment eh?

You've certainly built a solid foundation with your Bride.

It's another good example of why husbands shouldn't take their Brides for granite.

I showed her this thread and now she is all stony faced...

Just don't do anything that might rock the boat.

I'd counter, but I'm floored.

Guy(insert your favorite ethnicity) comes home and finds his wife/girlfriend in bed with another guy. Pulls a pistol and points it at his own head. Shouts "I'm gonna kill myself!"Girl and guy start laughing. Our hero says, "What're you laughing at; you're next!"

Words of wisdom from one that's been married over 25 years. Love is like a fart ... if you have to force it its crap.

That's an Aggie joke.

I heard it in an ethnic context.

Aggie might be an ethnicity.