5/6/17 SOTD
Razor: Sayuri Simple Razor
Rescue Razor: Vending machine DEvette
Brush: Troth with 28mm Envy White
Soap: Jeeves of Hudson Street Fougure
Post: Cold Water Rinse, Alum, Thayer's Rose Toner
Aftershave: PAA Creosote
As I was honing this blade, I noticed that the heel stuck out more from the handle than the toe. I pushed it back into the handle, and the whole blade came loose. I finished honing it, took a picture of the edge, and started putting it back in the handle. Looks like the blade was crimped into the handle, so I grabbed my crimpers, and promptly snapped both the handle and the blade. So let's see, not sharp, not attached, and now broken. Did I mention I cut my thumb while getting it out of the package?
What do we say when the shaving gods are trying to keep us from a stupid shave?
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I answered with, "Hold my beer."
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Cut the end of the handle off, leaving it a little little long so I had something to tape to. Yeah, I said tape. Muted the broken point on the hone, and taped that bad boy to the handle. What does it say about my plan that the least sketchy part of my shave is a razor that was sold in a vending machine 50 years ago, that I cut the safety features off?
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Remembering my last shave with this tape, I grabbed a sponge to use to wipe the blade with. Made a small roll of tape to wedge between my finger and the blade. Mixed up my lather first, then taped this beast to my right index finger. Started my WTG pass.
And it was sharp and smooth on my right cheek. The honing worked! Started to pull a little on the right neck. Did the center of the neck. One thing I should mention is that there is no way to wipe the side of the blade closest to my finger, so I had to rinse the lather off. More pulling, with the bonus of the blade chattering because the wet tape is stretching. Pulled and much less cutting on my left cheek and jaw. Did the left side of my neck, and realized this experiment was almost over. Blade won't hold an edge. Started on my chin, and stopped. One small weeper on the right side of my neck, and no other blood. Called it done.
Next problem. How does a naked right handed man cut two feet of medical tape off his right hand, when a razor blade is taped to that hand?He asks his wife, that's how. And she says, "Are you kidding me, dude?" She then gently reminded me that this was a really stupid idea, and we cut the rest of the tape off.
Back to the shave. Relathered the Jeeves, which I picked because of how slick, cushiony, and long lasting the lather is, not to mention it's my favorite Fogure scent. Did a quick two pass with the not intimidating at all anymore DEvette. Low grade DFS, with moderate irritation on my left side, but the Alum wasn't bad. Splashed on the Creosote aftershave. Sent starts out as pure alcohol, and quickly dries down to the smell of an AZ desert after a rain. Scent fades quick, but skin feel is nice.
If I get some waterproof tape, a way to securely attach the blade, and a high quality blade, I think I can make this hair brained idea work.
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