The only thing dumber than those that I can come up with would be to tape an SE to a chip brush so you can oil and shave at one time. Or, you could make a spring clip that holds a DE blade from the _inside_, and shave with that. (think of how the handles of a binder clip work - like that, fitted into the DE holes)

Is that why he committed suicide? He couldn't figure out how to live right?

As we have already established @Bookworm , I love the way you think!

yeah, but you won't find me _trying_ those ideas.

Just FYI... If one instigates or agitates, they must participate.

Its called the @Drygulch rule.

I've already manage to hack myself up, so you could say I've already contributed to MAYhem. My lip may never be the same.
We can call it the Benihana Shave Technique.

Besides, I'd like to think I'm marginally less easy to convince to do that sort of thing than @Drygulch

Says who?

Finding the edge is not a risk free proposition.

Life is either a daring adventure, or it is nothing. - Helen Keller
It is who you were born to be. And here you sit. Thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that’s what you need to do. You don’t need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don’t win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you’re a man, aren’t you? Aren’t you? - Susan Bobby
Susan, I’ve never heard you talk like that… Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. - Ricky Bobby

With a safety razor? We can help.

That sounds like a Jane Curtain and Dan Aykroyd routine.

Remember, if you "do" too much, a courtesy flush is essential.

Back, back, I say! I need no help to make it worse!

A favorite of mine!!

BULLY!!!

Calvin Ball is a favorite of mine also.

Wasn't it Teddy Roosevelt who said "Walk softly and carry a big schtick"?

Because those lines all sound like very big schticks to me...

Go away kid, you bother me.

That was from W.C. Fields right?

looks like Cookies and Sane will battle to the wire.

Teddy Roosevelt also said BULLY!!! (Every time I see that word posted, I hear it in this guttural voice that is supposed to be Teddy Roosevelt, but I'm pretty sure I remember from Underdog or Tennessee Tuxedo or some other sort of childhood cartoon that spoofed Teddy Roosevelt, since I've never actually heard what Teddy Roosevelt sounds like).

Yup, that was one of his schticks.

Not very guttural at all.

Those pictures are incredible! Best pics you have shared thus far, for sure. I am excited for you!

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