Variety is important. You never know what formal occasions might call for.

That's what I am saying. I knew you would understand.


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Well, not so much understand as repeating what the government beamed into my brain earlier today.

I would absolutely buy this.

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Soooo you want to be a unicorn also?


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There can be only one.

Sometimes you just want to feel fabulous, you know? In a manly sort of way, of course. If I had one of your tin foil top hats to wear while I used it...

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Fully understood.


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Go straight to the brain bleach. It's easier!

Nicely played @RetLEO-07!

Yes - all the better to increase the power of the incoming transmissions.

http://web.archive.org/web/20100708230258/http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/...the-government-to-track-your-thoughts/262998/

Well heck. Now what am I to do? On to My lead designed hats. Only problem they are so darned heavy.


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Solar powered charged copper mesh. The best faraday cages are powered.

Thanks, I will start production immediately.


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Plain old tin foil used to work just fine for our EDP's.

Right, but they were being used as observation drones by the aliens, remember?

It was more of a case of either the gubmint or the ET's reading their thoughts. So we used to recommend good old Reynolds Wrap to stop that. Seemed to work just fine.

That worked fine back in the day. Now your refrigerator is WiFi/Bluetooth enabled. That's so you can check to see if the neighbor has milk before you walk over to borrow some.