Cinco de Julio 2017
Single Edge

I chickened out. Broke my word. Let all y'all down. No Popsicle for me. Actually, no Popsicle sticks, my bad.
Handheld SE? I heard that idea was kicked around earlier.
Sounds fun...here's how it went. Basically, all razors are the same, so now let's see if I can do it with just a blade. Skin stretches were like it was my last day on earth. I am married, so scars optional at this time. It took a long while, but through careful angle control and short deliberate strokes, the techniques trumped the tool, or rather the lack thereof. I won't be repeating this, it's far too time consuming and tedious to be any real fun. At the outset, I was pretty sure my ego had written a check that couldn't be cashed, but I am proud to say I got a decent shave on a day twelve GEM, and I didn't use a handle. For anyone lurking that thinks this is an unnecessarily risky and, frankly, stupid idea--you are right. But, it is possible. After that little detour, whipped out the Parker for some ATG Kung Fu. Classic Lineup today, as the stars aligned on a Wednesday for this year's Cinco exercises in excellence.
@wchnu likely has a single tear of pride rolling down his left cheek right now, and honestly, I am welling up a little too on this most Glorious of Williams Wednesdays! Alum was, in fact, not the best, though I didn't think I had a chance at an alum-burn free shave today. But then again, I am probably the only human on earth who used this setup today, that being a naked SE and WILLIAMS! Ponder that. No, actually don't. It might make me seem more crazy than genius. Checked off everything else on today's list to boot! Other than that...all is quiet in Colorado.
Tomorrow is Thursday. Make it count.
Have a nice evening!
