Universal Serial Butt?

had a quality workout at the gym, followed by driving home in a driving rainstorm.

shoulda been a C not S, so you'd get "Cereal"

Changed a bad EGR valve in my truck in 95° heat. About to get a very cold shower, then go pick up some dinner.

Hey! Wait your turn, buddy!

Well, maybe not that cold

Watched my driveway get paved and thought "damn those guys work hard!", then made myself a coffee.

Got a free tom cat off of Craigslist.

Man I bet the delivery charge on that'll be a killer!!

Finding a place to park was probably an issue too.

I'm not afraid of hard work, I can lay down right beside it and take a nap.

He's a big orange tabby, just like Morris, but he's got to weigh close to 20 pounds. Fatboy is about to go on a diet.

Today, I acquired, assembled and learned to use a cordless leaf blower. (I cheated though; I read the directions first )

That's it. Hand in your Man Card.

Don't need it; I've got the Woman Card!

@Sara-s

Damn, she beat me to it

And there's the difference... women read directions.

We're adopting another AmStaff next weekend too. They're great dogs.