Welcome @BambulanceMan! There's a semifamous 911 call about bambulances. Since we try to maintain a Gentlemanly demeanor here at TSD, I found a nearly censored version of the phone call. Not safe for work - the bleeps don't quite cover the colorful language. Click HERE if you choose.
High their, @BambulanceMan . I grew up in Texas but left in 1967 to serve in the Army. I've been back to visit. Glad you have joined us. This is truly an international shaving forum.