The Dad joke PIF. SE edition.

Discussion in 'Freebies' started by BambulanceMan, Jul 25, 2017.

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  1. dustmite

    dustmite Well-Known Member

    Let's not forget the key to a Dad Joke: Always say "Get it?" and repeat the punchline!
     
  2. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
    He won the no-bell prize.

    Nice Schick. It was my first razor. Not in though. I'm here for the jokes.
    Welcome to TSD.
     
  3. BambulanceMan

    BambulanceMan Well-Known Member

    Lol these are great keep em coming. Here is one of my favorites. What do you call a giant pile of kittens? A meow-ntain.

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  4. Spyder

    Spyder Well-Known Member

    Whenever my dad went to the grocery store; the clerked asked if he wanted the milk in a bag. " No thanks, just leave it in the carton."
    Heck yeah I'm in :)
     
  5. Metro

    Metro Well-Known Member

    Well thanks for the PIF! I'm in and here it goes:
    Baby alligator to dad: "Daddy, why is mom leaving us?"
    Dad alligator to baby: "Because I have a Reptile dysfunction!"

    Hehe get it?
     
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  6. jimjo1031

    jimjo1031 never bloomed myself

    Nice PIF, but not in as I have one.
     
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  7. cliffb599

    cliffb599 Well-Known Member

    Already in so here's another one.

    If prisoners could take there own mug shots.

    They would be called Cellfies.


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  8. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Well that is how the cow carries it.
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Speaking of Dad jokes, you will have much fun over here. (The pun thread)
     
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  10. gwsmallwood

    gwsmallwood Well-Known Member

    That's pretty difficult without any toilet paper.

    Does that count as a dad joke? Great offer, but not in this time. The L is a little too mild for me.
     
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  11. BambulanceMan

    BambulanceMan Well-Known Member

    Yeeeesssss lol

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  12. captnronfl

    captnronfl Well-Known Member

    I'm in
    Couldn't help myself.
    From a conversation with my oldest daughter
    Me: You are such a joke
    Daughter : Ha the joke is on you.
    I'm still not sure what she meant but I think it has something to do with her mother. :)
    OK from one I use my self.
    "Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
    Well that's all the news from Lake Wobegon
    where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
    Ron
     
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  13. twhite

    twhite Peeping Tom

    Not in. Here is a joke anyway.

    Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 ate 9


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  14. Pilotcld

    Pilotcld Well-Known Member

    I already am in from earlier but I pulled the best typical dad joke today :) Mia is my 4 yr old daughter
    Mia- "Dad, I'm hungry"
    Me- "Hi hungry, I'm Chris"
    Mia-
    Me- "Are you hungry?"
    Mia- "yes, I'm hungry!"
    Me- "Hi hungry, I'm Chris."
    Mia- "...noooooo, I'm Miaaaaaa"
    Me- "Oh! Hi Mia, are you hungry?"
    Mia- "Yes, I'm Hungry"
    Me- "Hi hungry, I'm Chris"
    Mia- "nooo, I'm Mia!"

    Heh heh heh. :) my dad raised me right :):)


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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Not in, but here's one my father loved to tell
    Why do grandparents & grandchildren get along so well?
    They have a common enemy.
     
  16. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    How many ants does it take to rent a house?

    Ten ants...

    Get it?
     
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  17. Spyder

    Spyder Well-Known Member

    Who built King Arthur's round table?

    Sir Cumference
    (Edit) Get it? Sir Cumference....
     
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  18. Houdini5150

    Houdini5150 Member

    What time did the man go to the dentist?

    Tooth hurt-y

    :scared011:

    Im In
     
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  19. BambulanceMan

    BambulanceMan Well-Known Member

    Allright folks times up! Going to count everyone and assign numbers. Gonna use a random number picker. Good luck yall.

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  20. BambulanceMan

    BambulanceMan Well-Known Member

    ALRIGHTY!!! The swmbo refused to pick so i numbered all entrants from 1-14 and used a random number generator. The winner is! *drum roll*
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    @Pilotcld !!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO PM me your address for your new injector. Thank you to everyone for the jokes and ill be sure to throw some more pifs out there at a later date so stay tuned!
     
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