You guessed it!

I'm a "Weiner", oh I mean "Winner".
So, what's the prize? Free vacuuming for a month???

No, Herbert uses a battery, so he has to charge.

That's re-volting.

Cleaned the cat box

Jokes like that make my hair stand on end

Silly Penguin. Penguins don't have hair.

Sorry feathers.

I had a quarter pound hamburger with bacon and a fried egg on it for dinner.

That sounds good.
With all this Hurricane stuff going on, I decided to cook the family a healthier dinner, than we've been eating.. Roasted Chicken, Steamed Buttered Broccoli, Steamed Jasmine Rice, all seasoned with Pink Himalayan Salt. Oh, and a slice of Buttered Italian Bread.

Sounds yummy

It has to be at least a half pound to be manly, 3/4 pound is even better.

I made up for that by not having any lettuce or tomatoes.

Dang it, now I'm going to have to go to Whataburger, and order a Quadruple Bacon Cheeseburger, with Pickles and Mustard. Also, an order of fries, a Vanilla Shake, and some Iced Tea, to wash it all down. I guess I will be hanging out at the gym, tomorrow morning, for an extra 30 minutes. Thanks a lot guys.

We aim to be helpful.

Oh and ya prolly need some onion rings too.

Done!!!

That's the spirit!

I'm glad I'm a diabetic. That way I don't have to worry about having a cheeseburgers, french fries, onion rings and milk shakes. I can have an unsweetened tea though.

Well, I want you all to know I kept my word, and I just got back from Whataburger. I had an extra long workout, this afternoon, in preparation for the coronary clogging feast. I ordered a Triple Bacon Cheeseburger, with lettuce, tomatoes, and mustard. Along with French fries, onion rings, medium vanilla shake, and some unsweetened iced tea, to wash it down. Holy smokes, I couldn't finish it all, about 3/4 of everything was finished. My daughter and her friend helped finish the fries and onion rings off.