What Manly Things Did You Do Today?

Nothing today, but went salt water fishing yesterday. Not many keepers, but I caught two porgie's that were.

 

I caught a 2 foot long alligator, that was in the street, and released it into the Bayou after. Cute little snappy thing.

 

I went 60 ft in the air in my magic trash can and cut trees down but I do that everyday


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I used the leaf mulcher to clean the deck & make some mulch, that I will need later.

 

I pulled the Harbor Freight motor off the old worn out garden tiller, and mounted it on a different, less old and worn out tiller. Bought a new Kevlar wrapped drive belt, and built a new control for the tension pulley that acts as a clutch to engage power to the tines.
When I was finished, I washed the grease off my hands so I could move Andy the cat out of his resting place.
If he fits, he sits.

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Hehe! I was EXTRA manly today, hopped into my hot shower, and lathered up with my Olivina Men Ginger Beer Body Wash! It has a super refreshing, effervescent scent, and it always triggers a scent memory for me (I love a good scent memory recall). It makes me think of last 4th of July, hanging out by the pool, sipping an ice-cold Dark & Stormy (cocktail of dark rum and ginger beer) and watching the fireworks light up the evening sky, while relaxing with my family. This wash is perfect for fall too, because the ginger gives a spicy kick. If you manliest dude-men haven't tried it yet, you should! As a bonus, it is phthalate, paraben, and sodium lauryl sulphate-free, not tested on animals, and made with organic ingredients... because your manly body deserves only the best ingredients!

 

Don't forget, you stuffed a cat inside a toolbox, and survived. Hoooraaaahhhh

 

After you chopped a cord wood?? Shot some bows and arrows? Wrestled an Alligator?? Stuffed a live cat in a tool box??
Sorry, pampering yourself in the shower usually does not constitute "Manly", at least not in my neck of the woods, possibly "Metro Manly". Maybe it would be manly if it were taking a cold shower, and using "Pine Tar Soap" with a really scratchy Louffa.

 

It's OK, the cat's a ginger and gingers don't have souls.

 

So when the thought of a "Manly Man" pops into my head: John Wayne, Chuck Norris, Frank Sinatra, Chris Kyle..... The term "Body Wash" is never included.

If you want to use body wash on the manly thread, it should have to include a brand name like Gojo, Zep or Goop, and involve the removal of a petroleum product.

 

I chased a huge rodent around the house and it gave up to my manliness. HA.

Long version: The alarm system went off at around 2 a.m last night which woke me up from a deep sleep. To my surprise, it was a sneaky little rodent running around the whole house. I was too tired to even bother and disengaged the alarm. Fast forward to today morning: I phoned the people who installed the security alarm and narrated the incident. These guys [CSP] are kinda popular here in the GTA. I requested them to come over and inspect if everything is working alright. Apparently, the guy who answered my phone broke into laughter and suggested that I get a crowbar and chase the damn thing out of the house. I got bamboozled there, replied, "err okay" and hung up. I thought of calling them up later and driving the rodent away (my wife absolutely hates them). I grabbed a broomstick from the closet and noticed the cardboard which came with the security cameras. It read Wireless. *massive facepalm* NO WONDER the guy on the phone was fooling around with me. I was embarrassed with myself, headed to the kitchen because that's where rats love to chill. Now, it was my turn to destroy its sleep; I opened the cabinets, poked a stick inside and it fleed in a hurry. I played Tom and boy, it was fun! A lot of calories burned, guess there's no need to hit the gym today!

 

Don't forget you need a Brillo Pad, or Scotch Brite pad to scrub it all down with.

 

Or removing pine sap.

 

I went fishing at a lake. I didn't catch anything. I didn't even get a nibble. The only fish I saw was a dead one floating by in the current. But... I went fishing.

 

On the bright side, you don't have to clean any fish.

This kind of reminds me of my younger days though, when I went out to bars trying to pick up women.

 

Maybe you should have tried picking up lighter women.

 

One of your better ones birdboy

 

I will be driving from Smithfield NC back to stately RetLEO-07 Manor. This is after driving to both Columbus GA & Mobile AL.

 

I think the hubby gets the Manliness Award for the week. When he recently learned that the young child of some friends has a heart condition, he began the process of getting their address flagged in the New York EMS system, for highest-priority response.