1. Vampire cows have been known to say moohahaha before biting.
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  3. Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
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    A: No eye deer
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  6. That's so wrong.



    So, so funny! :happy102:

    But still so wrong!
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  7. The residents of the town of Pisa voted to add a clock to the Leaning Tower. Why, you ask? Because they thought, if it had the inclination, it should also have the time.
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  8. Here's my comeback to that one......in small town USA, there was a Miller Brewery across the street from a jeweler. One day, the crazies at Miller yelled out the window at the jeweler "IF YOU GOT THE TIME.....WE GOT THE BEER(MILLER BEEEER)
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  9. As long as we are on the topic of bad beer puns
  10. What do you call a monkey with an explosive?

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    A baBOOM!
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  11. If you go into an Apple Store and you see someone shoplifting, does that make you an iWitness?
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  12. well, y'know, I kinda thought that was great, muhself. (I don't mean to brag, but I just bragged).
  13. QUOTE="Sara-s, post: 1367292, member: 7393"]What do you call a monkey with an explosive?
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    A baBOOM!

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  14. I am getting a sinking feeling.
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  15. Ahh yess the shoe fits.. I make a lot of bad puns.
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  16. You need to put all those bad puns in the oven..
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  17. I've always liked what you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros.

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    Elephino!
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