1. There once was a nerd named Melvin
    Who only measured temperature in Kelvin
    Once the Kelvin reached zero
    The man was a hero
    As he danced in his shoes that were Elvin.
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  2. There once was a dog with no tail.
  3. There once was a dog with no tail
    He was missing all four legs as well

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  4. There once was a dog with no tail
    He was missing all four legs as well
    But boy he would squirm
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  5. There once was a dog with no tail
    He was missing all four legs as well
    But boy he would squirm
    and for his efforts he would earn
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  6. There once was a dog with no tail
    He was missing all four legs as well
    But boy he would squirm
    and for his efforts he would earn
    All the joys of the leftover mail
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  7. The Thanksgiving turkey was fair
  8. There once was a nerd named Melvin
    Who only measured temperature in Kelvin
    Once the Kelvin reached zero
    The man was a hero
    And accordingly was knighted Sir Melvin
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  9. Since I became a TSD member
  10. Since I became a TSD member
    Several years ago, in December
  11. To shave i did learn
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  12. And without burn
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  13. And now own more razors than i can remember
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  14. There once was an archer named Sara
  15. There once was an archer named Sara
    Who dreamed of the French Riviera.
  16. There once was an archer named Sara
    Who dreamed of the French Riviera.
    She would look out to sea

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  17. There once was an archer named Sara
    Who dreamed of the French Riviera
    She would look out to sea
    To see what she could see
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  18. There once was an archer named Sara
    Who dreamed of the French Riviera
    She would look out to sea
    To see what she could see
    Then booked a trip to Canberra.
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  19. I had a wonderful time
  20. (I think someone beat me to it)
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