Let's Write Some Limericks

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  1. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    There was a young shaver named Hugh
    Who in life didn't have a clue
    He’d shave with a cart
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 3, 2017
    #341
  2. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    There was a young shaver named Hugh
    Who in life didn't have a clue
    He’d shave with a cart
    Which ain't very smart

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    SharptoothC, Dec 3, 2017
    #342
  3. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    There was a young shaver named Hugh
    Who in life didn't have a clue
    He’d shave with a cart
    Which ain't very smart
    But what’s a new Hugh to do?
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 3, 2017
    #343
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  4. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Sharptooth was quite the pro
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 3, 2017
    #344
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  5. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Sharptooth was quite the pro
    His lim'ricks seemed to flow
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 3, 2017
    #345
  6. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Sharptooth was quite the pro
    His lim'ricks seemed to flow
    But one rhyme got him stuck
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 3, 2017
    #346
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  7. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Sharptooth was quite the pro
    His lim'ricks seemed to flow
    But one rhyme got him stuck
    It could have been bad luck
     
    wristwatchb, Dec 3, 2017
    #347
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  8. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Sharptooth was quite the pro
    His lim'ricks seemed to flow
    But one rhyme got him stuck
    It could have been bad luck
    But rhyming orange gave him woe.
     
    cmorris357, Dec 3, 2017
    #348
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  9. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Bob bought a huge block of cheese
     
    cmorris357, Dec 3, 2017
    #349
  10. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Bob bought a huge block of cheese
    So big it was cut into threes
     
    RyX, Dec 4, 2017
    #350
  11. Screwtape

    Screwtape A Shaving Butterfly

    Bob bought a huge block of cheese
    So big it was cut into threes
    Each third of the wheel
     
    Screwtape, Dec 4, 2017
    #351
  12. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    Bob bought a huge block of cheese
    So big it was cut into threes
    Each third of the wheel
    Had certain appeal
     
    BaylorGator, Dec 4, 2017
    #352
  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    My favorite color is orange
    And I don't have a rhyme for this line
     
    blondblue, Dec 4, 2017
    #353
  14. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Bob bought a huge block of cheese
    So big it was cut into threes
    Each third of the wheel
    Had certain appeal
    For lovers of roqueforts and bries.

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    SharptoothC, Dec 4, 2017
    #354
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  15. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Young Paul was a big fan of orange

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    SharptoothC, Dec 4, 2017
    #355
  16. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    :). And once again, I don't have a rhyme for this line
     
    blondblue, Dec 4, 2017
    #356
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  17. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Young Paul was a big fan of orange
    He painted a door frame and door hinge :D:D
     
    HolyRollah, Dec 4, 2017
    #357
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Young Paul was a big fan of orange
    He painted a door frame and door hinge :D:D
    The hinge went kaput
     
    richgem, Dec 4, 2017
    #358
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  19. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    Young Paul was a big fan of orange
    He painted a door frame and door hinge :D:D
    The hinge went kaput
    The door fell on his foot

    Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
     
    SharptoothC, Dec 4, 2017
    #359
  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Young Paul was a big fan of orange
    He painted a door frame and door hinge :D:D
    The hinge went kaput
    The door fell on his foot
    he couldn't cuss blue so he cussed orange. :p
     
    richgem, Dec 4, 2017
    #360
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