For this thread, there have been many pages Filled with wit by poets and sages Though our meter fails at times
For this thread, there have been many pages Filled with wit by poets and sages Though our meter fails at times and we have some poor rhymes
For this thread, there have been many pages Filled with wit by poets and sages Though our meter fails at times We manage some rhymes
For this thread, there have been many pages Filled with wit by poets and sages Though our meter fails at times and we have some poor rhymes We don't rely on Limericks for wages
On an auction site Brian did bid For a new shaving bowl with a lid The soap was unobtanium More expensive than Uranium
On an auction site Brian did bid For a new shaving bowl with a lid The soap was unobtanium More expensive than Uranium From his better half the soap was then hid The weather turned cold for dear Charlotte
The weather turned cold for dear Charlotte Who dressed skimpily like a harlot Polka dot bikini & a fur cap
The weather turned cold for dear Charlotte Who dressed skimpily like a harlot Polka dot bikini & a fur cap She claimed it was for her nap
The weather turned cold for dear Charlotte Who dressed skimpily like a harlot Polka dot bikini & a fur cap She claimed it was for her nap Which she took in front of the car lot
I awoke one morning in Spain realizing my life had gone down the drain As I contemplated my navel And a misspent youth in Bayville
I awoke one morning in Spain realizing my life had gone down the drain As I contemplated my navel And a misspent youth in Bayville My pain in Spain was mainly in my brain
