Let's Write Some Limericks

Mary had a little lamb
who had the name of Pam
Her fleece was white as snow
Where Mary went, she’d go
Until that very fateful day when pam met hungry sam.

 

Gru was a supervillian

 

Gru was a supervillian
and like Bob, he was a Dylan

 

Gru was a supervillian
and like Bob, he was a Dylan
When a hard rain fell

 

Gru was a supervillian
and like Bob, he was a Dylan
When a hard rain fell
Like a musty hippie he'd smell

 

Gru was a supervillian
and like Bob, he was a Dylan
When a hard rain fell
Like a musty hippie he'd smell
But not as bad as a penguin

 

Jack thought the earth was flat

 

Jack thought the earth was flat
and 6,000 years old at that

 

Helps to add scare off the polar bears.

 

Jack thought the earth was flat
and 6,000 years old at that
He was a real flake

 

Jack thought the earth was flat
and 6,000 years old at that
He was a real flake
no curiosity to slake

 

Jack thought the earth was flat
and 6,000 years old at that
He was a real flake
no curiosity to slake
Til he fell off the Edge and went Splat!

 

A Stone Age inventor named Glog

 

A Stone Age inventor named Glog
had a great love for the grog

 

A Stone Age inventor named Glog
had a great love for the grog
He drank till he fell

 

A Stone Age inventor named Glog
had a great love for the grog
He drank till he fell
Oh my, what a smell!

 

A Stone Age inventor named Glog
had a great love for the grog
He drank till he fell
Oh my, what a smell!
He woke up next to a hog.

The weather outside is frightful.

 

The weather outside is frightful.
but the hog inside is so delightful

 

The weather outside is frightful.
but the hog inside is so delightful
Back bacon crisp and hot

 

The weather outside is frightful.
but the hog inside is so delightful
Back bacon crisp and hot
And carnitas in the pot